經典英文小笑話

　　笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”，我們的生活需要笑話來放鬆心情，下面小編為大家帶來，供大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　 didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

　　警察：有人搶你的手錶時，你為什麼不呼救呢?

　　Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

　　2：

　　jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "l've got trouble.every time i get into bed, i think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "come to me three times a week, and l'ii cure your fears." "how much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " i'll sleep on it, " said jerry. six months later the doctormet jerry on the street. "why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨for a hundred bucks a visit? the bartender cured me for$10."" is that so! how?"¨he told me to cut the legs off the bed! ain't nobody under there now!!!"

　　傑瑞去看心理醫生。¨醫生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在床下。我要瘋了i…‘給我一年時間，¨醫生說，“每週來三次，我會治好你。¨¨怎麼收費呢?”¨每次一百美元。…‘我會認真考慮的。¨傑瑞答道。六個月後醫生和傑瑞在街上相遇了，¨為什麼你再也沒來呢?¨醫生問。¨一次一百塊錢嗎?有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。真的?他怎麼做到的?”他讓我把床腿鋸掉。現在那兒沒人了!

　　3：

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西o第一個說：¨我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”

　　The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”

　　第二個說：¨但是我們在13層啊!"

　　The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!

　　第一個朝他大喊道：¨都什麼時候了，還這麼迷信!¨

　　4：

　　A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”

　　有個孩子問他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎?

　　The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”

　　爸爸回答：當然。你要我寫什麼?

　　The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"

　　男孩說：在這個成績單上寫你的名字。”