幽默英文小笑話精選

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來精選，希望大家喜歡!

　　1

　　A man who soldbrooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of hisbrooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.

　　“Two pence,”said the man.

　　“No, no,” saidthe barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough,you may take your broom back!”

　　The man took itand asked what he had to pay his shave.

　　“A penny,” saidthe barber.

　　“I will giveyou a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”

　　2

　　Once asimpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hourslater, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and wentout to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watchingthe ice melting.

　　“What’s thematter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”

　　“I saw the icewas wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” Thesimpleton answered.

　　3

　　Ma chief in his sleep, a few lovers of the name, the wife woke up, alert to ask: "who are you calling?"

　　Ma Chief Secretary to help cover a way: "I dream when the teacher, the students answer questions."

　　His wife asked: "how do you always ask the same students to answer questions?"

　　Ma secretary one, followed by a reply: "family teachers, family teachers."

　　4

　　Mirror, mirror, who is this the most beautiful in the world? "

　　"That is the Arizona graham hill large binocular telescope diameter of 8.4 meters."

　　"Uh... I'm not ask who is the most beautiful in the mirror, I..."

　　"He is the world's largest mirror, aloof and stood at the top of the mountains, every day every night staring at the space."

　　"Uh... etc... I want to ask is..."

　　"Really want to make friends with him."

　　"... beyond hope..."