關於好笑的英語笑話精選

　　民間笑話的根本功能在於引人發笑,在這個使人緊張而倍感壓抑的商品經濟時代,笑話成了撫慰人焦灼靈魂的一劑良藥。小編精心收集了關於好笑的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於好笑的英語笑話篇1

　　A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.

　　The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.

　　Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

　　The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

　　關於好笑的英語笑話篇2

　　A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,

　　looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,

　　a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark

　　saying "Jesus is watching you."

　　The thief nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.

　　When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light

　　back on and began searching for more valuables.

　　Just as he pulled the stereo so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell

　　he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around

　　frantically looking for the source of the voice.

　　Finally, in the corner of the room, flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

　　"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

　　"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

　　The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the are you?"

　　"Moses," replied the bird.

　　"Moses??!!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a

　　parrot Moses?"

　　"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus," the

　　bird answered.

　　關於好笑的英語笑話篇3

　　From: "Mr FBI"

　　Newsgroups: alt.humor,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes,eunet.jokes,rec.humor

　　Subject: Harvard Graduates

　　Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2001 22:51:44 -0000

　　Organization: Mystacy Humour group

　　Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were

　　excited and talkative about their future plans as they

　　got into a taxi in downtown Boston.　After hearing

　　them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked,

　　"You men Harvard graduates?"

　　"Yes Sir!　Class of '99!" they answered proudly.

　　The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their

　　hand, saying,

　　"Class of '58."

　　關於好笑的英語笑話篇4

　　Bush got something wrong with his brain.

　　After medical examination, doctor tells him:

　　Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.

　　Your left brain has nothing right,

　　Your right brain has nothing left.