關於簡單的小學英語笑話

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編精心收集了關於簡單的小學英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　我是來裝電話的A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

　　一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室裡，看到有一個人在外面，於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　到了最後，他終於掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　篇2

　　Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company

　　幾年前，人們從當地的電話公司租用電話時

　　and had the option of paying a one-time fee to have a color model.

　　只要選擇額外一次性地付一點錢就能拿到一個彩色的電話機。

　　One customer, who had had his phone for some time,

　　有一名顧客在電話用了一些日子後忘記了這個規則。

　　forgot how this worked.

　　當我去中斷他的電話服務時，

　　When I was disconnecting his service,

　　他不讓我把電話機帶走。

　　he objected to my leaving with his phone.

　　“那是我的電話機”，他生氣地說

　　"That's mine," he said angrily. "I paid for it."

　　“我付了錢的。”

　　"No, sir, you paid for the color, not the phone," I explained.

　　不是，先生，你付的是顏色的錢，不是手機。我給他解釋。

　　"Okay, take the phone," he said calmly, "but leave the color."

　　“那好，把電話拿走吧，”他平靜地說，“但顏色得留。

　　篇3

　　How Much Is It?

　　It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!

　　He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out to pay for it.

　　It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!

　　Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it?

　　多少錢?

　　嚴冬來臨，荷曼太太想採購一大批東西，所以她就一直等到週六丈夫有空的時候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們去了許多商店，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她經常停下腳步說道：看，喬伊!那個多漂亮!

　　他總是回答：好吧!親愛的，多少錢?然後掏錢去付款。

　　他們從最後一家商店出來的時候夜幕已經降臨，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心裡想著其它事情，比如在家裡暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道：看那月亮多美，喬伊!

　　荷曼先生不加思索答道：好吧，親愛的，多少錢?

　　篇4

　　First Flight

　　Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

　　His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

　　After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

　　"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

　　第一次坐飛機

　　約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機，他讀過許多關於飛行事故的報道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由於朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終於被說服了，登上了飛機。

　　他的朋友啟動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。

　　過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”

　　“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”

　　篇5

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?

　　病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。

　　護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手錶。