英語版腦筋急轉彎故事

　　課堂上學習的知識熟悉了嗎?來幾篇英語的腦筋急轉彎測試一下自己吧。以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語版腦筋急轉彎【熱門】

　　Questions:

　　1. What letter is a kind of drink

　　什麼字母是一種飲料

　　2.Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship

　　為什麼說字母R對於友誼至關重要

　　3.What are a banker's favourite vowels

　　銀行家最喜歡的母音是什麼

　　Keys:

　　1.The letter"T".

　　是字母"T".

　　2.Without it,a friend will become a fiend.

　　沒有它,朋友就成了惡魔.

　　3.I—O—U.

　　是三個母音I-O-U.

　　Notes:

　　1.T音似tea***茶***.

　　2.absolutely/ $bs+> adv.完全地,絕對地

　　fiend/

　　3.favourite/'feiv+rit/ adj.喜愛的,偏愛的,也可

　　寫作 favorite.

　　vowel/vau+l/ n.母音,母音字母

　　I-O-U音似"I owe you"***我欠了你的***.

　　IOU n.借據,也寫作I.O.U.

　　英語版故事【分享】

　　1 Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

　　中間戰術

　　三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

　　中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“***處”。

　　2 Very Pleased to Meet You

　　During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

　　One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

　　Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

　　Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

　　"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

　　"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

　　"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"

　　在第二次世界大戰中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個大軍營中工作，當然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。

　　一天晚上她在舞會上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對她說，“我明天就要出國，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會很高興。”瓊同意了，於是他們幾個月裡一直通著信。

　　後來，他再沒有來信。她收到了另一個軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個部隊醫院裡。

　　瓊到了醫院，她對護士長說，“我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯。”

　　“這裡只有親屬可以探望病人。”護士長說。

　　“噢，是的，”瓊說，“我是他的妹妹。”

　　“很高興認識你，”護士長說，“我是他的母親。”

　　3 Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

　　Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

　　Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

　　Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

　　Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

　　George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

　　"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

　　軍營裡有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”

　　比爾說：“有。”然後把信紙和信封給了喬治。

　　喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完後把信放進信封裡，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。

　　這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”

　　比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。

　　喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱裡，還有...”他停住了。

　　“你還要什麼?”比爾問。

　　喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

　　英語笑話分享

　　1 Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?

　　Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

　　男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會過，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。

　　女孩：應該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯誤。

　　2 In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

　　"To be deaf," replied the boy.

　　"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

　　"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

　　在一次音樂學院的入學考試中，老師問其中一個男孩："音樂家最重要的生理素質是什麼?"

　　"耳聾，"男孩答道。

　　"胡說!"老師氣憤地說。

　　"怎麼了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問道。

　　3 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎麼了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個月的最後一天。"

　　4 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

　　女人找了老公之前都在擔憂未來。男人娶了老婆之前從來不為未來擔憂。