英語課堂上的小笑話

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的頗受年輕人和網民喜愛的語言方式,一般不會使讀者在聽到或者讀到之後立即發笑,而往往會停頓一下才能明白其中的幽默點。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Silly Doctor蠢醫生

　　A man went to see his doctor

　　有一名男子去看他的醫生，

　　because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

　　因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。

　　His doctor prescribed some pills,

　　他的醫生開了一些藥丸 ，

　　but they didn't help.

　　但是這些藥丸都沒什麼幫助。

　　On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

　　他笫二次去的時候，醫生給他打針，

　　but that didn't do any good.

　　但是那也沒什麼效。

　　On his third visit the doctor told the man,

　　他第三次去的時候 ，醫生告訴這名男子：

　　"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

　　“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都開啟，然後站在通風處。”

　　"But doc,"protested the patient,

　　這名病人抗議說：“但是醫生，

　　"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

　　如果我那麼做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”

　　"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

　　醫生說：“我知道啦，別擔心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”

　　篇二

　　Hearth Transplant心臟移植

　　A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .

　　有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一隻羊的心臟。

　　The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.

　　這名男子最後同意了，醫生就將羊鵑心臟移植到這名男子身上。

　　A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.

　　就在手術後幾天，這名男子前來接受身體檢查。

　　The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"

　　醫生問他：“你現在感覺怎麼樣呀?”

　　The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"

　　這名男子回答說：“還不錯、錯、錯、錯、錯。”

　　篇三

　　Three Doctors 三個醫生

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

　　三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫生看著他說：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學家看著它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”