史上最好笑的英語笑話彙總

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。下面是小編帶來的史上最好笑的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　史上最好笑的英語笑話篇一

　　Bring me a glass of milk

　　At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband, "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening."

　　Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."

　　給我捎杯牛奶

　　半夜兩點，科爾肯太太確信聽到客廳有賊，便對丈夫說：“別開燈，躡手躡腳下樓，別讓賊發覺，悄悄靠近他。”

　　科爾肯先生披上外套，責無旁貸地去捉賊。剛走到臥室門口，他妻子又補充說：“回來時給我捎杯牛奶。”

　　史上最好笑的英語笑話篇二

　　The cost of marriage 婚姻的成本

　　The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

　　婚姻的成本 一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?” “我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。

　　史上最好笑的英語笑話篇三

　　Waste or Save 浪費還是節約

　　Waste or Save

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　浪費還是節約

　　父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　史上最好笑的英語笑話篇四

　　Something Really Cheap

　　After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

　　Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　The clerk handed him a mirror.

　　真正便宜的東西

　　做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

　　“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

　　“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

　　售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。

　　“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

　　售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

　　史上最好笑的英語笑話篇五

　　The formula for water 水的分子式

　　The formula for water Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

　　水的分子式 老師：水的分子式是什麼? 花瓶：HIJKLMNO!! 老師：你在說什麼? 花瓶：昨天你不是說H to O嗎?