有關於較短的英文笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編整理了有關於較短的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關於較短的英文笑話：Golfing With The Wife

　　A man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the ... well that's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

　　有關於較短的英文笑話：Free Meat

　　It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?

　　Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

　　He had been counting the years off on his calender, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

　　"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

　　When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said,

　　"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!" "

　　有關於較短的英文笑話：Dating Young

　　The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

　　The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

　　Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

　　The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

　　有關於較短的英文笑話：Staying Young

　　Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

　　Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

　　After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

　　Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...

　　"Judging from your skin, twenty;

　　your hair, eighteen;

　　and your figure, twenty five."

　　"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...

　　"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.

　　"I haven't added them up yet!"

　　有關於較短的英文笑話：Trip To Europe

　　A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

　　"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

　　With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

　　Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

　　"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

　　"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me."

　　"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry".