關於暑假的好笑的英語笑話

　　快樂暑假，早已來到;煩惱壓力，拋之腦後;收拾心情，放鬆身體;調節身心，齊頭並進;努力拼搏，新的學期。暑假快樂!小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

         ：Travel Expenses

        A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?" The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：暑假裡一件有趣的事情英語作文

　　There are many new, happen every day, strange. Everyone must have seen the Spring Festival gala on the eternal song dan-dan famous and zhao4 ben3 shan "the rooster lay eggs" starring this sketch, I want to talk about is the rooster lay eggs in this matter, you must feel strange, the rooster will lay eggs? Don't worry, don't worry, please listen to me one by one. One day, my mother and I go home, I got home, just to find my good partner, nannan. Nannan to see me, mysterious and can't wait to say to me: "the dream of gemany, you know? A few days ago our village can be a great event, daming military theorist of the cock went under an egg, strange enough?" I don't believe in: "how is it possible? The rooster will lay eggs, the west of the sun playing out?" "Do not believe ah, then you can go with me to see!" Said, and took me to go to find jingjing daming forces home. The Ming army, daming and his parents are at home. The legends of the rooster will lay eggs were placed in a big carton, I looked at it and the comb is small, color is very light, only long tail there a bunch of colorful feathers and that is clearly a common hen. Daming said to us for a while, will the chicken crow, comb the original big and red, after laying eggs, they became so. Just then, QingQing brother and village head. QingQing brother said: "this chicken also modified!" Village head to daming's father said: "you are quick to send the chicken to the vet to, look at what's going on." Daming army rang rang: "I also want to go to, to go with me." So, daming and his father took to the streets. Finally, the vet didn't make a turn to tell her, who also don't understand this strange physiological phenomena. In a word, it is a new one. '

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　　新鮮事，每天都會發生很多，千奇百怪。想必大家都看過春節聯歡晚會上宋丹丹和趙本山主演的《公雞下蛋》這個小品，我要講的就是公雞下蛋這件事，你一定覺得奇怪，公雞真的會下蛋嗎?別急，別急，請聽我一一說明。一天，我和媽媽回老家，我一回到家，就找我的好夥伴——楠楠。楠楠見到我，神祕而又迫不及待地對我說：“夢琦，你知道嗎?前幾天我們村可出了一件大事，大明軍家的公雞竟然下了一個蛋，夠奇怪吧?”我不相信：“怎麼可能?公雞要會下蛋，那不太陽打西邊出來了?”“不信呀，那你就和我一起去看嘛!”說著，就拉著我去找晶晶一塊去大明軍家。到了大明軍家，大明軍和他的父母都在家中。那隻傳說中會下蛋的公雞被放在一隻大紙箱中，我看了一下，這雞冠比較小，顏色很淡，只有尾巴那兒長了一簇色彩鮮豔的羽毛，那分明就是一隻普通的母雞。大明軍對我們說一陣子，這雞還會打鳴，冠子原先又大又紅，下了蛋後，就變成這樣了。正說著，慶慶哥哥和村長來了。慶慶哥哥說：“這雞還變性了!”村長對大明軍的爸爸說：“你快把這雞送獸醫站去，看看到底怎麼回事。”大明軍嚷嚷：“我也要去，帶我一起去。”於是，大明軍就和他爸爸上街了。最後，獸醫也沒弄出個所以然來，誰也不明白這奇怪的生理現象。總之，這可真是一件新鮮事。'