經典英文笑話小短文閱讀

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”

　　Father***a veteran politician***：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

　　Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

　　Father：“A convert，my son.”

　　有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”

　　父親***一位老資格的政治家***：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”

　　有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”

　　父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。”

　　篇二

　　No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

　　“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.

　　So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser：

　　“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother.And just as you said，mother liked her”

　　“So，”asked the friend，“what happened?”

　　“Nothing，”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

　　無論帶哪一個女孩回家，這位青年人總會遭到母親的反對。一位朋友勸他說：

　　“找一個和你母親一樣的女孩——那她一定會喜歡她。”

　　於是這位青年人不停地找啊找，終於找到了這麼個女孩。

　　他對他友好的忠告者說：

　　“正像你說的那樣，我找到一個長相、談吐、穿著打扮，甚至連烹飪都和我母親一樣的女孩。也正像你說的那樣，我母親喜歡她。”

　　“那後來呢?”朋友問。

　　“沒什麼，”青年人說。“我父親討厭她!”

　　篇三

　　It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum.

　　“Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom’s mother.

　　“Oh,”said his father.

　　Of course,Tom liked his drum very much.He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind.His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so he did not hear the noise.

　　But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all.So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom’s house while he was hitting his drum.She said to him,”Hello,Tom,do you know,there’s something very nice inside your drum.Here is a knitf.Open the frum and let’s find it.”

　　那天是湯姆五歲的生日，他從家人那裡得到了很多不錯的禮物，其中有一件禮物是一隻漂亮的大鼓。

　　“這是誰給他的呢?”湯姆媽媽問道。

　　“哦。”爸爸說。

　　當然，湯姆非常喜歡這個大鼓。雖然他敲鼓的聲音很難聽，但媽媽卻從不在意。湯姆爸爸因為白天工作，而且當爸爸回家時湯姆已經睡覺了，所以爸爸並沒有聽見過這些噪音。

　　但是，他們的一位鄰居非常不高興。幾天後的一個早上，當她又一次聽到湯姆的噪音時，她帶著鋒利的小刀來到湯姆家：”嘿，湯姆，你知道嗎你的鼓裡有好東西，開啟它，我們一起找找那好東西吧