英漢對照的英語幽默笑話集錦

　　對外漢語教學中,為了寓教於樂,有的教師會就某些語言或文化現象引述笑話或故事。下面小編整理了，希望大家喜歡!

　　摘抄

　　小學生的搞怪邏輯推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。

　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

　　她舉了這麼一個例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進了水裡。於是他開始掙扎並喊救命。他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他並不會游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是為什麼?”

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, "todrawout all of his savings?

　　"一個女生舉手答道，“是不是去取他的存款?”

　　鑑賞

　　一個小女孩的願望

　　A Girl's Wish

　　On the way home after watching a balletperformance, the kindergarten teacher askedher students what they thought of it. Thesmallest girl in the class said she wished thedancers were taller so that they would not haveto stand on their toes all the time.

　　小女孩的願望

　　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那麼他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

　　賞析

　　MODERN LIFE現代生活

　　Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands'faults.

　　We've been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after dinner my husbandalways complains about the food.

　　How terrible! exclaimed the other. Does it bother you?

　　Why should it bother me? her friend replied. if he can't only stand his own cooking?

　　現代生活

　　兩個老朋友分別多年之後又見面了，很快就開始談起各自丈夫的缺點。

　　我們結婚十五年了，一個婦女說道，每天晚飯後，我丈夫總要抱怨飯菜。

　　真可惡!另一個驚呼道。難道你不煩嗎?

　　我煩什麼?她的朋友答道。他不過是忍受不了自己的烹調技術。

　　欣賞

　　準確數字 An Exact Number

　　A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.

　　"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as aguide.

　　"Exactly one hundred million and three years old.

　　"How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist.

　　"Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundredmillion years old, and that was exactly three years ago.

　　一位遊客在新墨西哥遊覽。他對隨處可見的恐龍化石甚感驚奇。

　　“這些化石有多長的歷史?”遊客問一個上了年紀的當地美國人。他是作嚮導的。

　　“整整十億零三年了。”

　　“你怎麼這麼肯定?”遊客問道。

　　“哦，”嚮導回答道，“一個地質學家來過這兒，他告訴我說這些化石有十億年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”

　　品味

　　你是怎麼引起洪水的?

　　A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because myhouse burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."

　　一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這裡是因為我的房子被大火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。”

　　"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed bya flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

　　“這太巧了，”工程師說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了所有的損失。”

　　The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

　　律師看起來有些困惑，“你是怎麼引起洪水的?”他不解的問。