關於用英語寫一個笑話閱讀

　　笑話作為一種特殊的交際策略，它能夠幫助人們緩解尷尬的氣氛，從而保持和諧的人際關係。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Tomatoes can speak 我們會說話嗎

　　Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: "whereshall we go?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: "we are not tomatoes? We can talk?"

　　兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問：“我們要去哪裡?” 第一顆番茄沒有回答，第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄終於慢慢轉頭說：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會說話嗎?”

　　篇二

　　Perhaps Not 為什麼沒有牡蠣

　　Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.

　　Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

　　顧客：服務員，我這個牡蠣燉菜裡怎麼沒有牡蠣?

　　服務員：是啊，你不會指望在天使蛋糕裡發現天使吧?

　　篇三

　　Only One Instance 傻瓜來信

　　Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaitinghim. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:

　　″I have known many an instance***例項*** of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″

　　一個星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那裡有他的幾封信。他開啟其中一封,發現信中只寫著“傻瓜”兩個字。

　　他平靜而認真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫信時忘了簽名的人,我遇到過很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人,我還是頭一次遇到。”

　　篇四

　　Perfect Match 絕配

　　A wealthy matron***主婦，保姆*** is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric***古怪的*** woman.

　　Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

　　Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. ″Dad,″ says the son, ″there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?″

　　″Son,″ the father replies, ″I painted the vase.″

　　一位富婆為擁有一隻珍貴的古玩花瓶而深感驕傲,以至於竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調出這個底色,但是誰也不能令那位古怪的婦女滿意。

　　最後來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調出那種顏色。那位富婆對他的成果非常滿意,油漆匠於是一舉成名。

　　多年以後,他退休了,生意也交給了兒子。“爸爸,”兒子說：“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎樣使牆的顏色與花瓶配得那麼完美的?”

　　“兒子,”父親回答說：“我漆了花瓶。”

　　篇五

　　3 Doctors At Heavans Gate 3位醫生在天堂門口

　　Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.

　　The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The second doctor said, ″I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The third doctor said, ″I'm responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.″

　　St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, ″OK,I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your safety!″

　　3位醫生到了天堂。聖彼得問他們，為什麼他們能進入天堂。

　　第一個醫生回答因為我獲得過諾貝爾和平獎。聖彼得讓他進了天堂。

　　第二個醫生回答我沒得過什麼獎，但我開設過免費門診，免費治病。聖彼得讓他進了天堂。

　　第三個醫生回答我負責管理美國所有的醫院。

　　聖彼得思考了一分鐘，說，好吧，我讓你進去，但你要為自己的安全負責!