關於簡單英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編分享關於簡單英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於簡單英語笑話：Try To Spell That Name

　　A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia."As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

　　關於簡單英語笑話：Edna Released From The Hospital

　　Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

　　Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

　　When he went to tell Edna the news, he said, "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the live of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

　　"The bad news is that, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon did you say I can go home?"

　　關於簡單英語笑話： Vacation

　　Four guys are driving cross-country together--one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York. A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.

　　The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are you doing?" The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!"

　　A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?"

　　The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these things in Iowa I'm sick of looking at them!"

　　Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.

　　關於簡單英語笑話：Casual Nightmare

　　After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

　　"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matche sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said,nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

　　關於簡單英語笑話： How To Charge Them

　　Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.

　　One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.

　　The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident.