關於短篇的幽默英語笑話

　　笑話是口頭或者書面的幽默語言。一方面，笑話可以使人輕鬆愉悅，忘記憂愁困擾;另一方面，一些笑話不僅搞笑，還能揭示發人深省的至理箴言。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：The Cloth In A Bar

　　A priest, a father, and a rabbi are walking home from their respective services when they pass a bar.

　　The priest says, "I wish we could all go in and have a drink tonight." To this the father says, "let me try something I'll be right back."

　　So the father goes into the bar, sits down and orders a drink. When the bartender comes over to get paid the father says, "my son, I have already paid you for my drink.", to which the bartender replies, "I'm sorry father, it must've slipped my mind." "It's alright my son. You have a good night", the father says and leaves.

　　He goes outside to tell the priest and the rabbi what to do.

　　The priest goes in and comes out successful, so the rabbi goes in.He orders and when it comes time to pay he says to the bartender, "listen sonny I have already paid for my drinks tonight". Now the bartender replies, "I'm sorry rabbi, you're the third man of the cloth to come in here tonight I must be slipping!", to this the rabbi replies, "that's ok sonny, but can I have the change from my fifty."
 

        ：Golfing

　　One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.

　　Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, "Are you really going to let him get away with this?"

　　"No, I guess not," says God.

　　The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

　　Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, "Why did you let him do that?"

　　To this God says, "Who's he going to tell?"

　　：Creation Of Me

　　God breathes life into Adam and tells him... "You are man, my most favored creation, because of this I am going to give you the penis, and the brain." Adam replies..."Thank you lord, thank you so much, thank you. God says back to him, "Don't get to excited, there's a catch." Adam asks, "What is the catch?" God answers, "I'm only going to give you enough blood in your body to use one of that a time."

　　：Good Sermon

　　A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.

　　"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMN fine sermon."

　　The preacher says, "Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord."

　　The man says, "But preacher, seriously, I'm not a religious man, but that was the best DAMNED sermon I ever heard."

　　The preacher says again, "Sir, while I appreciate what you're trying to say, I must be blunt: DO NOT use curse words in the Lord's house again."

　　The man says, "Well, anyway, I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $5000 dollars in the collection plate".

　　"No Shit?" says the Preacher.