簡單英語笑話短文欣賞

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。本文是簡單英語笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　簡單英語笑話短文：Chldren's Prayer

　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

　　"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

　　His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

　　簡單英語笑話短文：Caterpillar jokes

　　What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

　　Turns over a new leaf!

　　What is the definition of a caterpillar?

　　A worm in a fur coat!

　　What has stripes and pulls a tractor?

　　A caterpillar tractor!

　　What does a cat go to sleep on?

　　A caterpillow!

　　What's green and dangerous?

　　A caterpillar with a machine gun!

　　What pillar doesn't need holding up?

　　A caterpillar!

　　簡單英語笑話短文：I'm ashamed of you

　　"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

　　"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

　　The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

　　The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."

　　簡單英語笑話短文：A Wet Whisper

　　A mother took her little boy to church.

　　While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

　　The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."

　　The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his Father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

　　The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."

　　簡單英語笑話短文：Nudist Vacation

　　Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

　　The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

　　So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

　　So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"