英語短笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　在簡訊笑話這種當今影響公眾最廣泛的行動網路媒體形式中,文學語言形式的新變化及其社會修辭功能表現得最為集中、鮮明且最具公眾號召力。下面是小編帶來的英語短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語短笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　研究生和本科生的區別

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."

　　一個教師在研究生工程學課堂上說："我一眼就能看出來哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" "我說'下午好'的時候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生則把這句話記在本子上。"

　　英語短笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢?

　　湯姆：每個月都有啊!

　　英語短笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　making faces

　　Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

　　史密斯小姐發現她的一名學生在操場上向別人做鬼臉，便去輕責他。

　　這位主日學校的老師甜甜地微笑著，說："博比，我小的時候，有人告訴我如果我做鬼臉，我的臉就會僵硬，永遠都那麼醜。"

　　博比抬頭看了看老師，說："史密斯小姐，你可別說沒人警告過你啊。"

　　英語短笑話帶翻譯篇四

　　A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.

　　While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

　　As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."

　　She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

　　英語短笑話帶翻譯篇五

　　一名男子帶著朋友去探望他的祖母。

　　當他和祖母聊天時，他的朋友開始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，並把花生都給吃光了。 他們離開時，他的朋友對祖母說:"謝謝您的花生。"

　　結果祖母說:"唉!自從我牙齒掉光後，我就只能吮掉花生豆外層的巧克力了。"