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　　篇1

　　男：What time is it now?

　　女：lt's nine.

　　男：Let's go to，bed.

　　女：We go to bed at nine.

　　篇2

　　rose: Honey, mother needs a perch.

　　親愛的，媽媽需要一個歇腳的地方。

　　Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

　　媽?我們年紀差不大啊。媽，你看起來真美。

　　篇3

　　Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...

　　服務員，湯裡有隻蒼蠅!別擔心，先生，麵包裡的蜘蛛會幹掉它。

　　篇4

　　Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

　　服務員，我湯裡有隻蒼蠅!不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排裡。

　　篇5

　　Sam and a priest are driving one day and by a freak accident，have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished，but amazingly，neither Sam nor the cleric has a scratch on.

　　一天，山姆和一個神父都在開車，發生了一起反常的事故，他們倆的車頭對頭猛撞到一起。兩輛車全毀了，但是意外的是倆個人都毫髮未傷。

　　After the crawl out of their cars，Sam sees the priest’s collar and says，"So you’re a priest. I am Sam. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here unhurt. This must be a sign from God!”

　　他們從各自的車裡爬出來後，山姆看到神父的領子說:“原來你是神父，我叫山姆。看看我們的車，全完了。然而我們還在這裡，沒有受傷。這一定是上帝的旨意!”

　　Sam is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here’s another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break. Surely，God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune.”

　　山姆看著他的車說:“快來看看這兒，還有一個奇蹟!我的車全毀了，但這瓶酒還沒有碎。上帝肯定是想讓我們喝掉它來慶祝我們的好運。

　　The priest nods in agreement. Sam hands the bottle to the priest，who drinks half of the bottle and hands the bottle back to Sam. Sam takes the bottle and immediate1y puts the cap on，then hands it back to the priest. The priest，baffled, asks，"Aren’t you having any，Sam?” Sam replies, "Nah...I think I'll wait for the police.”

　　神父點頭同意了。山姆把酒交給神父，神父喝了一半然後又把酒還給山姆。他接過酒瓶迅速把瓶蓋蓋上，又把它給了神父。神父不解地問:“難道你不喝嗎?山姆?”山姆回答:“嗯，我想我還是等著警察來吧。”