小學的英文短笑話閱讀

　　笑話是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　in the supermarket

　　在超市裡

　　in the man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "you know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨

　　在一個超市裡，一個男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，對她說：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一會兒嗎?“

　　"why ?¨she asks.

　　“為什麼呢?”這個小姐問。

　　"because every time i talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."

　　“因為每當我與漂亮小姐聊天時，我的妻子就會不知從什麼地方出來。”

　　篇二

　　Relative by marriage

　　婆家的親戚

　　A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.

　　一對夫妻開著車出去，走了很長一段時間誰也不吭聲。因為在這之前他們曾爭吵得很厲害，並且誰也不肯讓步。

　　The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture."Relative of yours?一he asked.

　　丈夫指著牧場上的一頭騾子問道：你親戚吧?“

　　"Yes，¨she replied.¨BY marruitge.

　　沒錯，”她回答道，“婆家的親戚。”

　　篇三

　　Happiness in dream

　　夢中的幸福

　　There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."

　　妻子告訴丈夫說：“昨天晚上我夢見你紿我買了一件裘皮大衣和一 個鑽戒。”丈夫放下手中的報紙說：“好啊!今晚再睡著時，你就 上它們吧。"

　　篇四

　　Won't be in at all

　　乾脆不來了

　　One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."

　　一天上午，一個同事說："明天我要早一點走。“當天下午他又補充說：“看來我明天要晚一點來。但是，如果我要來得晚，又得早走的話，那我明天干脆不來了。

　　篇五

　　lt's not that noticeable

　　那傷疤不是很明顯

　　There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable.”

　　我臉上有一道車禍留下的傷疤。一位顧客走進我工作的加油站，看了我一眼就大呼小叫起來：”我的天哪，你出什麼事啦?一我告訴了他，希望就此打住。但是他繼續追問更多的問題。最後，他買完東西要離開的時候說：-嘿，別太在意。那傷疤不是很明顯。

　　篇六

　　Can pilots fly?

　　飛行員會飛嗎?

　　The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this,they would often aproach him about jt,"ls it true ? You,a boat captain, can't swim ? ""No,I can't!"he replied. "Can pilots fly?"

　　五大潮實驗室僱用一位有執照的船長駕駛研究用的船。大家都知道這個船長下會游泳。當新來的人知道這事以後，他們常常會去問他：“這是真的嗎?身為船長你不會游泳?一他回答說："對，我不會!飛行員會飛嗎?”

　　篇七

　　the traffic light's red

　　紅燈了

　　my wife needed encouragement to ket}p pedaling the exercise bike in gym.i said, "close your eyes and imagine you're riding along broadway in new york city. it will be more interesting." inspired, she cycle on. but after a minute she stopped. "what's wrong?¨i asked. "the traffic light's red, " she replied.

　　我太太需要一些鼓勵才能繼續蹬健身自行車。我說：¨你閉上眼睛，想象你是沿著紐約的百老匯大街在騎車。這樣比較有趣。"在這一靈感的激發下，她繼續蹬下去，但是僅僅一分鐘她又停下了。我問她：“怎麼啦?¨她回答說：”紅燈了。”