經典的英文笑話加翻譯

　　笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以瞭解一個國家的文化內涵。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Mommy is hitting the bottle媽媽在砸瓶子

　　A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

　　一個婦人正在使勁開啟番茄醬的瓶子。這時，電話鈴響了，她叫四歲的女兒去接電話。

　　The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

　　小孩說：“媽媽現在不能接電話，她在砸瓶子。”

　　篇二

　　Do you think I'm stupid? 你以為我傻啊?

　　Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

　　Mike 和Bob正在屋頂上鋪設瓦片，突然一陣大風把他們的梯子吹倒了。

　　"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down,and then you can pick up the ladder."

　　Mike說：“我有個主意，我們把你扔下去，然後你就可以把梯子撿起來了。”

　　"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."

　　“哼，你以為我傻啊?我也有個主意，我點著手電筒，你可以沿著燈柱爬下去。”

　　"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

　　“哼，你以為我傻啊?如果我爬到一半你把手電關了，我怎麼辦?!”

　　篇三

　　The Best Answer 最佳答案

　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one

　　painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將拿出哪一幅?”

　　The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

　　獲獎的答案是：“最接近出口的那一幅。”

　　篇四

　　Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶穌

　　A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.

　　一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。

　　Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

　　就在這個時候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來看去，嘀咕著：“到底是什麼人在說話?”

　　He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

　　這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看著你。”

　　He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.

　　他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。

　　He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".

　　結果看到一隻鸚鵡，於是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎?”鸚鵡承認了。

　　It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".

　　小賊說：“你叫什麼名字?”“摩西”。

　　The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"

　　小賊說：“什麼人給鳥取這種名字?”

　　The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

　　鸚鵡回答：“就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個人啊。”

　　篇五

　　I Lost 我輸了

　　It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.

　　五點鐘，下午茶的時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。

　　“So good of you to come， Mr.Jones，and where is your brother?”

　　“您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢?”

　　“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.”

　　“您知道我們在辦公室裡有非常忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。”

　　“How nice!And so original， too! And you won?”

　　“太有意思了!還那麼有獨創性!那您贏了?”

　　“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”

　　“不，”年輕人心不在焉地說，“我輸了。”