小學生英語小笑話

　　笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A Plumber

　　My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber athome. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her requestwas ignored.

　　In desperation, as she departed one afternoon she left her boss this note - "I will come towork in the morning as soon as a plumber gets to my house. " One arrived shortly before 7 a.m.

　　管道修理工

　　我女兒朱迪在一家管道公司工作。一日，她發現自己家裡需要一個管道修理工。於是，去上班時，她要求派一個管修工到她家裡。但一連幾天，她的要求都沒有得到迴應。

　　出於無奈，一天下午下班時，她給老闆留下這樣一張字條：“明早管修工一到我家，我即刻來上班。”第二天早晨還不到七點鐘就來了一位管修工。

　　篇二

　　It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As Ineared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on thesmooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes.Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winkedat me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

　　上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面衝過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?”

　　篇三

　　Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to showup. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. Howwould our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the doorand asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"

　　"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.

　　"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.

　　在瓦湖島上度假時，我們坐在旅遊車裡等候掉隊的人。一位男子，明顯不是和我們一起的，朝旅遊車走來並要上車。司機會怎麼處理這種情況呢?我們都拭目以待。司機拉長了臉，向車門靠過去，問道：“先生，是去裸體營地嗎?”

　　“哦，不，”剛想乘車的男子回答說，迅速轉身而逃。

　　“每次都管用，”司機眨巴了一下眼睛說。