英文幽默笑話中文翻譯

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to

　　his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to

　　me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，“她問我一個

　　問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。”

　　2：

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the

　　children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was

　　painting the pictures."

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　3：

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb:

　　Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the

　　proverb, too?"

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　“沒有關係，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　4：

　　When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for

　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

　　" Do you take children?" the man asked.

　　"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."

　　一個人打電話給一家汽車旅館詢問房租，旅館的工作人員回答說 房租的多少取決於

　　房間的大小和住客的人數。

　　“小孩兒算不算呢?”那人問道。

　　“不算，先生。”服務員回答，“我們只算現金和信用卡。”