好笑的英語笑話短文帶翻譯

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：不成功的朗誦

　　landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.you seem to lack ambition.why，at your age alexander the great had conquered half the world.”

　　“yes，” said landon，“he couldn't help it，for you will recall the fact，doctor，that alexander the great had aristotle for a teacher.”

　　蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。老師有點不悅，對他說道：

　　“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡可已經征服了半個世界。”

　　“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

　　：Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一個英國人

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裡走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裡，幾分鐘後 他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。 半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：”沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裡起火了。“

　　：The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.

　　“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”

　　新老師

　　9月1號，喬治放學回到家裡。

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6，可後來又說2加4也得6.

　　：Second language

　　A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She

　　watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

　　一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。

　　母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

　　母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：“現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。”