爆笑少兒英語笑話大全超級搞笑的

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。少兒也有專屬於他們的笑話。小編整理了爆笑少兒英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑少兒英語笑話：When he grows up

　　A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

　　"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.

　　His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."

　　"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

　　爆笑少兒英語笑話：Circumcision

　　Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room.

　　The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

　　The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”

　　The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”

　　The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

　　“A circumcision,” the first kid answers.

　　“Whoa!”, the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”

　　爆笑少兒英語笑話：When I grow up...

　　The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorusof responses came from all over the room.

　　"A football player," said Jim.

　　"A doctor," said Alfred.

　　"An astronaut," said Suzy.

　　"The president," said little Al. ***Everyone laughed***.

　　"A fireman," said Fred.

　　"A teacher," said Lisa.

　　"A race car driver." said Mario.

　　Everyone that is, except Tommy.

　　The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

　　"Possible." Tommy replied.

　　"Possible?" asked the teacher.

　　"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."

　　爆笑少兒英語笑話：Looking for me

　　The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

　　He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

　　Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

　　"Yes", whispered the small voice.

　　"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

　　To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

　　Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

　　"Yes", came the answer.

　　"May I talk with her?"

　　Again the small voice whispered, "no".

　　Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the bossdecided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

　　"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman".

　　Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman"?

　　"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

　　"Busy doing what?, asked the boss.

　　"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

　　Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

　　A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.

　　"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.

　　In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper"

　　Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there"?

　　Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "They're looking for me!"