非常搞笑的英語笑話精選

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。冷笑話不在於好笑，而是它本身無厘頭的邏輯能讓人為之一冷。小編分享非常搞笑的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　非常搞笑的英語笑話：Impatiently waiting

　　The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers.

　　Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to thecurb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.

　　"What took you so long, son?" he asked.

　　"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."

　　"How?"

　　"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at six o'clock."

　　非常搞笑的英語笑話：Rough boys

　　The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys. "No," her mother replied, "the boys are much too rough for you to play with." "Well," the little girl asked, "if I find a smooth one can I play with him?"

　　非常搞笑的英語笑話：Miss Simmons age

　　Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine.

　　"How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec.

　　"I'm not going to tell you that."

　　"But Mr. Hill the technical teacher and Mr. Hill the geography teacher teacher told me how old they were."

　　"Oh, well," said Miss Simmons. "I'm the same age as both of them."

　　The poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Alec wrote:

　　"Miss Simmons, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills."

　　非常搞笑的英語笑話：Mommy has a baby

　　When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

　　I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

　　"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your rear?"

　　非常搞笑的英語笑話：Water pistol gift

　　When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

　　I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

　　Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I remember."