小學四年級英語笑話大全

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　　小學四年級英語笑話篇1

　　Logic Reasoning 邏輯推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

　　g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"

　　邏輯推理

　　小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。她舉了這麼一個例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進了水裡。於是他開始掙扎並喊救命。他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他並不會游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是為什麼?” 一個女生舉手答道，“是不是去取他的存款?”

　　小學四年級英語笑話篇2

　　Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了嗎?

　　This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.

　　One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.

　　“I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”

　　“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness.

　　“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.

　　“Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife?”

　　這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師，他慣於儘量去恐嚇對方的證人。

　　有一個證人有點傾向於在回答問題之前做冗長的解釋。

　　“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辯護律師怒喝道： “你沒有必要就這個問題進行爭論。”

　　“可是有些問題無法用‘是’或者‘不是’來回答。”這位證人溫和地回敬他。

　　“不存在這樣的問題!”律師厲聲打斷他。

　　“噢，”證人說：“那麼請你回答這個問題：“你停止打你老婆了嗎?”

　　小學四年級英語笑話篇3

　　Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩隻鳥

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　小學四年級英語笑話篇4

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　魚網

　　"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?" 老師發問道。

　　"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。

　　小學四年級英語笑話篇5

　　昨天夜裡我爸媽表演“混合雙打”

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys?

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?

　　Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

　　尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裡我還見過呢!

　　Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

　　老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

　　Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

　　尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:“家醜不可外揚。”