好笑的兒童英語笑話小故事

　　幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂趣 ,是人們智慧與文化的結晶。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能回答我的第一個問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板已被亂塗，他非常生氣地問：“誰塗的? 請站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見。”

　　篇二

　　A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

　　有一個丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。“我不明白，”法官說，“你們為什麼到了這把年紀還要離婚?”丈夫解釋道：“嗯，你是知道的，我們以前是喲等到孩子們都死了。”

　　篇三

　　一群偉大的科學家去世後在天堂裡玩藏貓貓。輪到愛因斯坦抓人，他數到100睜開眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起來了，只有牛頓還站在那裡。

　　A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it's Einstein's turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were hide, but only Newton were still standing there.

　　愛因斯坦走過去說：“牛頓，我抓住你了。”

　　Einstein walked to him and said: "Newton, I've got you!"

　　牛頓：“不，你沒有抓到牛頓。”

　　Newton answered: "No. You didn't got Newton."

　　愛因斯坦：“你不是牛頓你還能是誰?”

　　Einstein said: "Then who are you!?"

　　牛頓：“你看我腳下是什麼?”

　　Newton said: "Look, where am I standing?"

　　愛因斯坦低頭，看到牛頓站在一塊長、寬都是一米的正方形地板磚上，大為不解。

　　Einstein looked down and found that Newton was standing on a square floor board with one metre long and one metre wide. He didn't understand.

　　牛頓：“我腳下是一平方米的方塊，我站在上面就是牛頓/平方米。所以你抓住的不是牛頓，你抓住的是帕斯卡。”

　　Newton then said: "There's one square meters under my feet. It then make us 'Newton divided by square meter". So, what you've got is not Newton, but Pascal."

　　注：物理公式當中“1牛頓/平方米=1帕斯卡”……物理學家的笑話好冷、真的好冷……