適合五年級的簡單英語小笑話

　　笑話作為民間俗文學的一種重要體裁,具有深厚的民族文化內涵。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"

　　"None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly.

　　I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."

　　Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep.

　　I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."

　　老師說：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會剩下多少隻?”

　　小麥克大聲回答說：“一隻都沒有。”

　　老師說：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會算數。我知道你的算術很好的，現在竟會出錯。”

　　小麥克說：“老師，你懂算術，但你不瞭解羊。英語小故事我知道，若是有一隻羊跳了出去，其餘的就會跟著她跳出去

　　篇2

　　A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy.

　　The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"

　　"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson

　　The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."

　　有個人給他的兒子，一個4歲的男孩講故事。

　　小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白髮，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭髮怎麼是白的?”

　　他的父親想趁機給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會長出一根白頭髮。”

　　小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺為什麼有那麼多白頭髮了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。”

　　篇3

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.

　　老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什麼地方。

　　Johnny: It's there , sir.

　　約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。

　　Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

　　老師: 對了。薩默，你來回答是誰發現了澳大利亞?

　　Sammy: Johnny, sir.

　　薩默: 先生，是約翰尼。

　　
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