適合小學生的英文小笑話

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

　　老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個詞的複數形式是什麼?

　　Tom: Men.

　　湯姆:男人們。

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的複數形式呢?

　　Tom : Twins.

　　湯姆: 雙胞胎。

　　篇2

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”

　　篇3

　　Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

　　"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼?”

　　兒子驕傲地說：“什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。”

　　篇4

　　One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy,what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up theword in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

　　一天晚上，在準備晚飯的時候，我們十歲的女兒問：“媽媽，什麼是青春期?”我的妻子此時正忙得不亦樂乎，所以她建議佩吉到字典上查這個詞，然後她們可以再討論它。

　　A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.

　　幾分鐘以後，佩吉回來了。她媽媽問字典上怎麼說。

　　"Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."

　　“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣佈：“一個女孩能忍受孩子的最早年齡。”

　　"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.

　　“你怎麼想呢?”我妻子問。

　　"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.".

　　“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我總能忍受孩子。讓我忍受不了的是大人。

　　Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一詞也可作“忍受”講。

　　
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