最短的好笑的英語笑話

　　笑話能夠折射出社會生活中的方方面面,而且笑話可以在說笑中蘊含著人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　What is the smallest bridge in the world? ***世界上最小的橋樑是什麼?***

　　The bridge of a nose. ***鼻樑***

　　篇2

　　What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? ***北極與南極的區別是什麼?***!

　　A whole world. ***整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別***

　　篇3

　　What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? ***淘氣的男孩為什麼想去鐘錶廠工作?***

　　They want to make faces. ***make face 做鬼臉，做鐘錶面***

　　篇4

　　What bird lifts heavy things? ***什麼鳥能舉起重物?***

　　Crane. ***鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機***"

　　篇5

　　A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?

　　***有一艘船隻能容納50人，現在已有49人。這時一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什麼?***

　　Because is a pigbot. ***那是潛水艇。pigbot，潛水艇***

　　篇6

　　What's the poorest bank in the world? ***世界的最貧窮的銀行是什麼?***

　　The river bank。***河岸。***

　　篇7

　　Why can a bride hide nothing?***為什麼新娘子什麼也藏不住?***

　　Because someone will give her away. ***因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎***

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：That chicken was delicious 那隻雞實在是美味啊

　　There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.

　　Son 1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.

　　Son 2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur***司機*** included, thinking this would surely win her approval.

　　Son 3 had to do something even better, so he bought her a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.

　　Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and really don't like the chauffeur, so please return the car."

　　Next, she went to Son 3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

　　從前有一個近乎失明的小老太，她有三個兒子，每一個都想向母親證明自己對她最好。

　　第一個兒子為她買下一棟有15個房間的大屋，他覺得這是對母親最好的孝順方式，其他兄弟都比不上。

　　二兒子為她買了一輛漂亮的賓士，還配了個司機。他也覺得他一定會贏了。

　　老三為母親買了一隻鸚鵡。這隻鸚鵡接受了15年的訓練，能一字不落地背誦整部聖經，並且不論你問他什麼，他都能從聖經裡原句引出。

　　這位老太太對他的第一個兒子說：“孩子，你買的房子很棒。但是它太大了，我只能睡一間屋，還要花時間去 打理剩下的房間，謝謝你，但我實在不需要它。”接著她對二兒子說：“你的車也很好，再不能找到比那更棒的車了，但我不會開車，也不喜歡那個司機，所以你把它拿去推了吧!”

　　最後，她對她的小兒子說：“孩子，我要感謝你最棒的禮物!那隻雞實在是美味啊!”