有關感恩節英語笑話大全

　　感恩節是美國和加拿大共有的節日,原意是為了感謝上天賜予的好收成、感謝印第安人的幫助。小編整理了有關感恩節英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關感恩節英語笑話

　　Mr. Hunter calls his son in Boston. The old man says,“Son, I hate to bring you the bad news…… but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce.”The son is surprised, “What?? You can’t!”

　　亨特先生給在波士頓的兒子打電話。老人說：“兒子，我不想帶給你壞訊息……但是我和你媽要離婚了。”兒子非常吃驚，“什麼??你們不能!”

　　Mr. Hunter says, “I’m sorry, son! Forty-five years of misery is enough! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her!” And he hangs up.

　　亨特先生說，“對不起，兒子!45年的痛苦已經夠了!我討厭說這些了，給你姐打電話告訴她!”就掛了電話。

　　The son, nearly in tears, calls his sister in New York, “Sis,” he says, “You’re not going to believe this! Mom and dad are getting a…… a…… divorce!”

　　兒子幾乎是哭著給在紐約的姐姐打電話，“姐，”他說：“你不會相信的!媽和爸要…要…離婚!”

　　“What?!” she shouts on the phone. “Oh, no. They aren’t!You stay put. I’ll call you right back!” And she hangs up.

　　“什麼?!”她在電話裡喊起來。“噢，不。他們不能!你不要走開。我馬上給你打過去!”她掛了電話。

　　The sister calls the parents in Los Angels, “You two are not getting a divorce!”

　　姐姐給洛杉磯的父母打電話：“你們倆不能離婚!“

　　Mr. Hunter says, “Honey, listen……”

　　亨特先生說：“親愛的，聽著……”

　　The daughter says, “No, you listen! You are not getting a divorce! You know what? You don’t do anything! I’m calling brother back. We’ll be there tomorrow! Don’t do anything.”

　　And she hangs up.

　　女兒說：“不，你聽著!你們不準離婚!你知道嗎?什麼都不要做!我給弟弟打電話，我們明天就回去!任何事都不要做。”然後掛了電話。

　　Mr. Hunter hangs up calmly, looks at Mrs. Hunter, and says, “Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares. What shall we tell them on Christmas?”

　　亨特先生平靜地放下聽筒，看著亨特太太說：“好了，感恩節他們都要自己買機票回來了。聖誕節我們給他們說什麼?”

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　　The story goes that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

　　話說兩個好朋友正在穿越一個沙漠。途中他們忽然爭吵了起來，其中一個一巴掌扇在另外一個人的臉上。

　　The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand: "Today my best friend slapped me in the face."

　　被扇的那個人受了傷害，但他一句話也沒有說，只是在沙子上寫道：“今天我最要好的朋友打了我一個耳光。”

　　They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

　　他們繼續走下去，後來發現了一片綠洲，他們於是決定洗個澡。先前被打的那個人這時不小心陷入了一個泥潭裡面，差點被淹死了，幸運的是他的朋友把他給救了出來。

　　After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "Today my best friend saved my life."

　　他甦醒過來後，立刻在一塊石頭上寫道：“今天我最要好的朋友救了我一命。”

　　The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now you write on a stone. Why?"

　　扇過他耳光又救過他性命的朋友于是問他說：“我打了你之後你在沙子上寫字，而現在你卻在石頭上寫，為什麼呢?”

　　The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us we should write it down in the sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in a stone where no wind can ever erase it."

　　寫字的那個人回答說：“當我們被別人傷害了之後，我們應該把它寫在沙子上，那樣，寬容的風就很快就會將其抹去，但當我們受到別人的幫助之後，我們必須將它刻在石頭上，那樣，風就不會輕易把它磨滅。”

　　LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN THE STONE.

　　學會將你所受到的傷害寫在沙子上，把別人給你的幫助記在石頭上。

　　They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them，but then an entire life to forget them.

　　人們常說發掘一個特別的人需要一分鐘，欣賞一個人需要一個小時，愛上一個人需要一整天，但忘記一個人卻需要你一生的時間。