爆笑英語經典笑話欣賞

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。它是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編整理了經典爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典爆笑英語笑話篇一

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’tfind hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a baldwoman!"

　　從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭髮，於是大叫：“好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了!”

　　The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She’s not onlybald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

　　第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，於是又大叫：“她不但是個禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。”

　　經典爆笑英語笑話篇二

　　I Got an A in Maths

　　我數學得了A

　　Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths.

　　托馬斯把自己的成績單拿給爸爸看，爸爸高興的叫妻子：“嗨，瑪麗恩，快來看這張成績單-我數學得了A。”

　　經典爆笑英語笑話篇三

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。

　　經典爆笑英語笑話篇四

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　“你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?”

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　“我變成一個富人的合夥人，他有錢，我有經驗。”

　　"How did that help?"

　　“那有什麼用?”

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”