英語笑話帶翻譯短一些欣賞

　　笑話是一種特殊的言語交際型別,它以間接的、隱含的方式來傳遞交際意圖。小編整理了短一些英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　I Could Do It Slower

　　我可以幹得慢一些

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　牙醫：50美元。

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw. Shesaid she did not mind Bernard Shaw’s old age and ugliness because he was a genius. And ifthey could combine the beauty of the woman with the talents of the great man，that would begreatly harmonious. “With your wisdom and my appearance，our children must be perfect.”

　　英國有位美貌風流的女演員，曾寫信向肖伯納求婚。她說，因為他是個天才，她不嫌肖伯納年邁醜陋。假如能使女郎的美貌和超人的天才結合，那該是多麼協調啊。“咱們的後代有你的智慧和我的美貌，那一定是十全十美了。”

　　Bernard Shaw answered，in a letter，that her imagination was splendid，“But，what if thechildren take my appearance and your wisdom?”

　　肖伯納給她回了一封信說，她的想象很是美妙，“可是，假如生下的孩子外貌象我，而智慧又象你，那又該怎麼辦呢?”

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has thisbeen going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg

　　精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服?病人：我認為我是一隻雞。精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的?病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇四

　　As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you thetruth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I wasworking late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept withdozens of them."His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you thepoison?"

　　一個男人在臨死之前向他的妻子傾訴說：“我死之前必須告訴你一些事情的真相。在我們的整個婚姻中，我一直都在欺騙你。在那些我告訴你我會工作到很晚的夜裡，我是和其他女人在一起。而且還不止一個女人。我曾經和很多女人睡過覺。他的妻子平靜地看著他，說道：“你為什麼沒有想到是我給你下的毒藥呢?”

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇五

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice hesaid to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marryanyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheatedme in a horse deal!"

　　老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。”約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。”妻子：“為什麼?”約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”