英文笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀

　　同一個冷笑話，你也笑不了幾次;為什麼同一件事，你總是為它痛苦不止呢?小編精心收集了英文笑話帶中文翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：The cost of marriage

　　A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

　　婚姻的成本

　　一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

　　“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：讓交警為之崩潰的一次駕駛

　　A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

　　"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

　　He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

　　The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

　　The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

　　At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

　　一個傢伙開車的時候警察追了上來。這個傢伙搖開窗戶問警察：“怎麼了，警官?”

　　“沒事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術，很高興你獲得了價值5000美元的安全駕駛獎。祝賀你!你認為你要拿這筆錢去做什麼?”

　　他想了一會說“哦，我覺得，我應該去考駕照”。

　　坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的，他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.

　　“後面座位的傢伙說”我告訴你，偷來的車我們走不遠的。”

　　此時，行李箱出現了敲擊聲並傳出一個模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過了邊境了嗎?”

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：I Could Do It Slower

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　我可以幹得慢一些

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　牙醫：50美元。

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：So Hospitable the boy is!

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。

　　客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?”

　　“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。