關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯

　　生命真的很沉重，也很脆弱，不是一個樂觀的態度和幾句自嘲的笑話能交代得過去的。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：我，你，她 I, You & She

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. Theteacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am yourteacher; ***then pointing to a girl*** She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once,I, I am your teacher; ***then pointing to his mother*** She, She is your classmate; You, You aremy student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; ***then pointing to his wife*** She,She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart.Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; ***then pointing to a girl*** She, She is your mother; You,You are my son.

　　彼得是個聰明的孩子。在學校的第一天，他學了三個詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個詞造句子。老師說：我，我是你的老師;***然後指著一個女孩***她，她是你的同學;你，你是我的學生。

　　彼得回到家裡，爸爸問他學了什麼。彼得馬上說：我，我是你的老師;***然後指著他的媽媽***她，她是你的同學;你，你是我的學生。他的爸爸聽了非常生氣，說：我，我是你的爸爸;***然後指著他的妻子***她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。

　　第二天，老師問彼得是否用心學那三個詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說，我，我是你的爸爸;***然後指著一個女孩***她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。

　　：矇住金魚的眼睛!

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom.

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold them!

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

　　斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　：歷史不新鮮

　　A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, andhe replied:"no, I am teaching History."

　　一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說：“沒有，我是教歷史的。”