短一點的英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　a big battle was going on during the first world war. guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. after an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. after he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. the officer stopped him and said, "where are you going?"

　　"i'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.

　　"do you know who i am?" the officer said to him angerly. "i'm your commanding officer."

　　the soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "my god, i didn't know that i was so far back already!"

　　真沒想到我已經往回跑了這麼遠!

　　第一次世界大戰期間，一場大戰役正在進行。槍炮轟鳴，子彈橫飛。這樣持續了一小時後，有個士兵認為戰鬥太危險了，所以他離開前線，開始逃離戰場。走了一個小時後，他看見一個軍官朝他走過來。軍官攔住他，問道：“你到哪兒去?”

　　“長官，我正盡力躲開身後正在進行的戰鬥。”士兵回答說。

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地說：“我是你們的指揮官。”

　　士兵聽了十分驚訝地說：“天哪，真沒想到我已經往回跑了這麼遠!”

　　篇2

　　a doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. after an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

　　"i give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then i send them a bill." the doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. the next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. when he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

　　醫生和律師正在一個宴會上交談。他們的談話常被一些人打斷，那些人向醫生描述自己的病症，期望獲得免費的治療建議。如此這般一個鐘頭後，醫生有點惱火，於是他問律師：“如果不在辦公時間，你是怎麼阻止人們向你諮詢法律問題的?”

　　“我會給他們建議，”律師回答，“然後我會給他們寄去帳單”。醫生很震驚，但他還是決定這麼試一試。第二天，帶著點犯罪感，他準備了帳單。當他準備將它們放到郵箱裡時，發現了一張來自律師的帳單。

　　篇3

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現在用的爐子省一半的煤。

　　She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　她聽了大為興奮，說：“那太好了!一個爐子可以省一半的煤，那麼如果我買兩個爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎?”