有關小學英語小笑話故事大全

General 更新 2024年12月22日

  近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。小編整理了有關小學英語小笑話故事,歡迎閱讀!

  有關小學英語小笑話故事篇一

  Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.

  Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.

  Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.

  Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

  傑克:我在學校門前的人行道上揀了50分。

  湯米:我想那是我的,今天我在那兒掉了50分,找不到了。

  傑克:但是我揀的是兩個兩毛五的呀。

  湯米:那就更是我的了。因為錢在掉到地上的時候可能摔兩半了。

  有關小學英語小笑話故事篇二

  A Blind Beggar

  There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by,thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, thedrunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check ifit was genuine.

  The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, "You're gonna die!How dare you cheat me…"

  The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, "Hey man, I'm sorry, I'm just here toreplace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back…Actually… I'm mute."

  "Oh, oh, in that case..." whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

  醉漢和盲人乞丐

  在路邊一個盲人乞丐戴著墨鏡在街上行乞。一個醉漢走過來,覺得他可憐,就扔了一百元給他。走了一段路,醉漢一回頭,恰好看見那個盲人正對著太陽分辨那張百元大抄的真假。

  醉漢過來一把奪回錢道:“你不想活了,竟敢騙老子!”

  盲人乞丐一臉委屈說:“大哥,真對不起啊,我是替一個朋友在這看一下,他是個瞎子,去上廁所了,其實我是個啞巴。”

  “哦,是這樣子啊!”於是醉漢扔下錢, 又搖搖晃晃地走了……

  有關小學英語小笑話故事篇三

  How do I get the gum out?

  Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.

  When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wiferight away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

  怎麼把口香糖取出來呢?

  當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候,她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。

  飛機著陸後,一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前,說道:“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”

  

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