簡短的英文小笑話大全

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編精心收集了簡短的英文小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡短的英文小笑話篇1

　　Thanks a Lot Sarge

　　多謝了，班長

　　The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops.

　　一位班長剛完成部隊晨間檢查。

　　"Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead.Dismissed."

　　“解散之前，有件事要宣佈一下，二等兵卡瓦斯基，你母親已經過世了。解散!”

　　The soldier was devastated, of course, and the lieutenant was appalled at the sergeant'sheartlessness.

　　當然，那位士兵遭受很大的打擊，而排長也訝異於班長的冷酷無情。

　　"For Heaven' s sake, sergeant, next time you have to inform a trooper of a loved one' sdemise,please be a little more subtle," he said.

　　“看在老天的份分上，班長，下次你要告訴弟兄們有親人死亡時，請多用點技巧，委婉一些，”排長說道。

　　A few weeks later, sorry to say, the sergeant had another opportunity.

　　幾個禮拜之後，很不幸那位班長又有一次機會。

　　Lining up his troops, he ordered, "All of you whose mother is still alive, step forward. Not you,Johnson."

　　集合了部隊，他下口令道：“所有媽媽尚健在的，前進一步。你，約翰遜，除外。”

　　簡短的英文小笑話篇2

　　And You Think You've Got Problems?

　　你認為你有問題嗎?

　　"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist.

　　“乖乖，我真的有毛病了!”一位老兄對精神病醫生說道。

　　"Go ahead and tell me about them "

　　“繼續說，告訴我你的問題。”

　　"Well, to start with, I've got an estate in the country,three Mercedes and a luxury yacht."

　　“喔，是這樣的，我在鄉下有房地產，另外還有三輛賓士和一艘豪華遊艇。”

　　"So, what's the problem?"

　　"那問題在哪裡呢?"

　　"I only make $ 100 a week!"

　　“我一星期只賺一百塊美金!”

　　簡短的英文小笑話篇3

　　Sounds Fair

　　聽起來還算公平

　　A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day.

　　一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發生的事。

　　"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.

　　“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”

　　"Really? Who won?"

　　“真的嗎後來誰贏了?”

　　"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.

　　“沒有人贏，算扯平吧。他們沒拿到一毛錢，而我們也沒有電可用。”