簡短搞笑的英文笑話大全

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編整理了簡短搞笑的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短搞笑的英文笑話：A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo

　　A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

　　"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

　　"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.

　　The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

　　The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

　　"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

　　So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.

　　Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

　　"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

　　"Fair enough," said Sven.

　　"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

　　"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

　　The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"

　　簡短搞笑的英文笑話：Extremely Sad With Life

　　There was once a hillbilly who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat back and thought about it.

　　Suddenly he thought - "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am a hillbilly and make fun of me."

　　He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini."

　　Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you a hillbilly?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you a hillbilly or not?"

　　This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?"

　　The shopkeeper replied, "This is a hardware store!"

　　簡短搞笑的英文笑話：Havaii

　　Two people are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced"Havaii" or "Hawaii". So they stood there arguing and arguing, until theydecided to ask a person that was walking by. They asked the gentelman: "Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced "Havaii" or "Hawaii"?The gentelman said, "Havaii".So they both looked at each other, and as the gentelman was leaving, one of the two said to him, "Thank you".The gentelman replied and said: "You're velcome"!

　　簡短搞笑的英文笑話：Old Aunt Emma

　　A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally the old lady died.

　　On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, "Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years."

　　His wife looked at him aghast. "*My* Aunt Emma! she cried. I thought she was *your* Aunt Emma!"

　　簡短搞笑的英文笑話：Populate Earth

　　One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.

　　"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."

　　"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.

　　God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her.

　　A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"

　　"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."

　　"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.

　　God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her.

　　A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"

　　"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."

　　"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.

　　God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush.

　　A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"