短篇英語笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編整理了短篇英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　短篇英語笑話：At the Zoo with Dad

　　A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various assortment of animals, she would tell the little boy what they were called and make him repeat it. After the lions, gorillas, giraffes and bears, they came upon the elephant exhibit.

　　"That's an elephant", the mother said.

　　After the child repeated after her, he asked, "Mommy? What's that thing hanging down from the elephant?"

　　The mother replied, "That's his trunk, sweetheart."

　　"No, no", said the child, "Behind that!"

　　"Oh, that's his tail", she said.

　　"No, no!" the boy exclaimed. "That thing in the middle!"

　　The woman was flustered and replied, "Uhhhh, that's nothing, honey!" And they moved on.....

　　The next weekend, the boy's father came to pick him up and the child cried, "Daddy, let's go to the zoo! I learned all about the animals, and I want to show you what I learned!"

　　The father agreed, so off to the zoo they went. As they passed each cage, the child would shout out the name of the animal, and the father would praise him for being so smart. Finally, they arrived at the elephant cage, and the boy shouted, "Elephant!"

　　"Very GOOD", beamed the father. "I'm proud of you for remembering all these animals!"

　　The boy asked, "Daddy? What's that thing hanging down on the elephant?"

　　The father replied, "That's his trunk."

　　"No!", the boy moaned, "Behind that!"

　　"That's his tail", the father replied.

　　"No, no! That thing in the middle!"

　　The father stammered, "Er...what did your mother say it was?"

　　"She said it was nothing!"

　　"Well", the man said, puffing out his chest. "Your mother's spoiled!"

　　短篇英語笑話：Chicken jokes

　　Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

　　A: Fry-day!

　　Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

　　A: It eggs-plodes!

　　Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

　　A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

　　Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?

　　A: Not if you're the chicken!

　　Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

　　A: To get to the other side!

　　Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

　　A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

　　Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

　　A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

　　Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?

　　A: Because he didn't have enough guts!

　　Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

　　A: To get to the other slide!

　　短篇英語笑話：How to Become Rich

　　如何致富

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

　　弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。