兒童趣味英語笑話精選

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：開卷考試

　　On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our books. We were seated and waiting for the test when our professor announced that considering the difficulty of the final, it would be an open-book exam.

　　我在加利福尼亞的聖瑪麗亞市一所社群大學讀書。期末考試那天，聽說書店在回購我們的工商管理課本。考試前，我們幾個趕忙跑到書店把書賣了，隨後，我們坐在教室裡等著考試。這時候教授宣佈：考慮到試題的難度，今天的考試我們決定開卷。

　　：承諾

　　The landlady said to the hard-up author: "When will you pay arrears***拖欠，滯付*** of room rent?"

　　The author replied: "I will pay you as soon as I receive the check that the publisher will send me if he accepts the novel that I am about to start writing when I have found a suitable subject and the necessary inspiration. "

　　房東太太對手頭拮据的作家說：“你欠交的房租什麼時候付清呀?”

　　作家回答說：“等我找到了合適的主題，也有了必要的靈感，就立即著手寫一本小說。只要出版商接受了，他就會給我送來支票。我一收到支票，馬上就付清所欠的房租。”

　　：想到一個主意

　　The speaker found some people leaving the building during the meeting.

　　He was annoyed. Then he had an idea. When someone else started out, the called out to the man:" Wait a minute, I’ll go with you to see what is on the outside, It must be more interesting than what is going on here."

　　會議上發言人發現有人離開會場。

　　他感到很惱火，就想出了一個主意。當有人離開時，他大聲叫住那個人說：“等一下，我要和你一起去看看外面有什麼活動，那一定比這裡的更有意思。”