趣味幽默英語小故事三則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　趣味幽默英語小故事：一樣的

　　A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

　　“When I was first married，I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me.”

　　“I don't know what you're complaining about，”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”

　　一個結婚十年的男人正在請教一位婚姻顧問。

　　“剛結婚那會兒，我非常幸福。我在店裡勞累一天回到家，我的小狗會繞著我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。我回到家裡，我的狗給我拿來拖鞋，我的妻子對著我汪汪叫。”

　　“我不知道你在抱怨什麼，”婚姻顧問說。“你得到的服務還是一樣的呀。”

　　趣味幽默英語小故事：我可以回家了

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students, “Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home

　　earlier.” The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, “Who did it? Please stand up!” “It's me,” said Bob, “Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir.”

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被塗得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問：“誰塗的?請站起來!”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見!”

　　趣味幽默英語小故事：父親的東西

　　When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr.Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

　　Mr.Howard did not like this， and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

　　One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out， his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

　　Then he said angrily，“Isn't that one of my ties，Tom?”

　　“Yes，Father，it is，”answered Tom.

　　“And that shirt's mine too，isn't that one of my ties，Tom?”

　　“Yes，that's yours too，”answered Tom.

　　“And you're wearing my belt!” said Mr.Howard.

　　“Yes， I am， Father，”answered Tom.“You don't want your trousers to fall down，do you?”

　　湯姆·霍華德17歲的時候，長得和他父親一般高了，於是當他想和朋友晚上一起出去時，就開始借穿起霍華德先生的衣服來。

　　霍華德先生可不喜歡這樣，所以，當他發現兒子穿了他的什麼衣服時，就總是十分惱火。

　　一天晚上，正當湯姆走下樓來要出去時，父親在門廳裡攔住了他。他細細地打量著湯姆身上的穿著。

　　然後他氣呼呼地說：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎?”

　　湯姆回答說：“是的，父親，是你的領帶。”

　　他的父親又繼續問：“還有那襯衫也是我的，對吧?”

　　湯姆回答說：“是的，那也是你的。”

　　霍華德先生說：“還有，你連皮帶也是用我的!”

　　湯姆回答說：“是呀，父親。你總不希望讓你的褲子掉下來吧，是嗎?”