有關易懂的英文笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編分享有關易懂的英文笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關易懂的英文笑話：CIA Test

　　After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

　　For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!".

　　The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

　　The second man was given the e same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

　　Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.

　　She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

　　After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

　　"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

　　Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

　　有關易懂的英文笑話：Creation Of Women

　　Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

　　Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

　　God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

　　He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nagyou, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

　　Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

　　God replied, "An arm and a leg."

　　Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

　　有關易懂的英文笑話：Cheating Statue

　　A woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a statue!" The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

　　有關易懂的英文笑話：Indian Ride

　　A young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American

　　Indian on horseback soon came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the

　　horse and they rode off.

　　The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-"

　　so loud that it echoed off the

　　surrounding hills.

　　When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode

　　off.

　　"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him

　　on the horse with my arms around his

　　waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

　　"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

　　有關易懂的英文笑話：Fast Divorce

　　A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

　　The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

　　He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

　　Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

　　"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

　　He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

　　By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

　　The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

　　This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

　　The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

　　"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

　　Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."