關於短小的英語笑話閱讀

　　民間英語笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。本文是關於短小的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於短小的英語笑話：Math multiplication

　　TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

　　CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

　　關於短小的英語笑話：A White Boy

　　A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says "Look Momma.... I'm a white boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says "Boy go show your Daddy."

　　The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy.. I'm a white boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says "Boy, go show your grandmother."

　　"Look Granny...I'm a white boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother.

　　His mother says "Well did you learn something from all this?"

　　The boy shakes his head and says " I sure nuff did... I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you fucking black people."

　　關於短小的英語笑話：History of Phones

　　German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.

　　Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fiber net.

　　Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing...

　　They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.

　　關於短小的英語笑話：Miss Simmons age

　　Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine.

　　"How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec.

　　"I'm not going to tell you that."

　　"But Mr. Hill the technical teacher and Mr. Hill the geography teacher teacher told me how old they were."

　　"Oh, well," said Miss Simmons. "I'm the same age as both of them."

　　The poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Alec wrote:

　　"Miss Simmons, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills."

　　關於短小的英語笑話：On The Balcony

　　Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

　　To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

　　The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

　　"There`s a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

　　"An ambulance just drove by."

　　A few moments passed.

　　"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

　　"Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

　　Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

　　"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.