有關較長的英語笑話閱讀

　　好的笑話具有三種要素：要使人有某種優越感 、消除因憂慮引起的緊張情緒 、內容愚蠢得讓人吃驚。小編整理了有關較長的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關較長的英語笑話：Insurance Money

　　A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

　　The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

　　The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the riveroverflowed and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

　　The lawyer looked puzzled.

　　"Gee," he asked, "how do you start a flood?"

　　有關較長的英語笑話：A Kind Lawyer?

　　One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out toinvestigate.

　　"Why are you eating grass?"

　　, he asked one man.

　　"We don't have any money for food."

　　, The poor man replied.

　　"Oh, come along with me then."

　　"But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

　　"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

　　"Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

　　The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"

　　有關較長的英語笑話：Expert Advice

　　A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

　　"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

　　The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

　　有關較長的英語笑話：Exterminating Lawyer

　　A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. ***As he'd had a bad time in divorce court recently, and blamed the lawyers.*** Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.

　　One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.

　　He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

　　"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!", replied the priest.

　　"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck".

　　The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively heswerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer".

　　"That's okay", replied the priest.

　　"I got him with the door!