爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle

　　Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicycle carefully, Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said, "There isn't a lamp on this bicycle, but there was one on the bicycle in your advertisement." "Yes, sir," answered the shopkeeper, "but the lamp isn't included in the price of the bicycle. It's an extra." "Not included in the price of bicycle?" Tom said angrily, "But that's not honest. If the lamp's in the advertisement, it should have been included in the price you gave there." "Well, sir," answered the shopkeeper calmly, "there is also a girl on the bicycle in our advertisement, shall we supply one for you too?"

　　摩登自行車廣告

　　湯姆在報紙上看到一輛很漂亮的摩登自行車的廣告，標價50英鎊，於是他到商店去看一看。湯姆很仔細地看完那輛自行車後，轉過身對店主說：“這輛自行車少了一盞燈，但在廣告上的自行車是有的。”“是的，先生，”店主回答說，“但那盞燈不包括在自行車的價格裡面，是另外收費的。”“不包括在自行車價格裡面?”湯姆很生氣，“但這是不誠實的。如果燈在廣告上，它就應該包括在你所標出的價格之內。”“嗯，先生，”店主冷靜地回答：“在我們的自行車廣告上還有一個女孩，難道我們也要為您提供一個嗎?”

　　：Friend for Dinner

　　"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

　　"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

　　"I know all that."

　　"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

　　"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

　　請朋友吃飯

　　“親愛的，”丈夫對妻子說：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”

　　“什麼?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是髒的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”

　　“這些我全都知道。”

　　“那你為什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”

　　“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”

　　：I'm Glad

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.“Now，children，” said she，“has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?”

　　“Please，teacher，”said a small boy，“I've made someone glad yesterday.”

　　“Well done.Who was that?”

　　“My granny.”

　　“Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.”

　　“Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny，I'm going home，’and she said，‘Well，I'm glad’!”

　　我很高興

　　一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

　　“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”

　　“我奶奶。”

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊我很高興!’”

　　：The New Baby

　　Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.

　　Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

　　One evening Mr.and Mrs.Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival.“This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes，”said Mr.Taylor.

　　Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about?”“We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's coming，”his mother answered.

　　“ It's no use，”said Pat hopelessly.“ He'll follow us there.”

　　新生兒

　　泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的男孩，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷著第二胎。

　　帕特在別人家看見過嬰兒，他不太喜歡他們，所以他對自己家裡也將有一個嬰兒的訊息感到不滿。

　　一天晚上，泰勒夫婦正在為這個嬰兒的降生計劃做安排。泰勒先生說：“有了嬰兒，我們的房子就太小，不夠住了。”

　　帕特恰好在這個時候走進屋，他問：“你們在說什麼?”他的母親回答說：“我們在說我們現在得搬家，因為嬰兒就要誕生了。”

　　“那沒用，”帕特絕望地說。“他會跟我們到那兒去的。”