關於對話版英語笑話閱讀

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　　關於對話版英語笑話篇1

　　A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

　　一位女士開啟冰箱門，發現一隻兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上，就問它：“你在那裡做什麼?”

　　The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

　　兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對不對?”***Westinghouse，西屋電氣公司***

　　The lady confirmed, "Yes."

　　女士確認道：“沒錯。”

　　"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

　　兔子說：“那就對了，我就是要往西邊去。”

　　Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

　　兔子：你確信這瓶特製胡蘿蔔汁能治好我的病?

　　Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

　　醫生：當然咯，凡是喝過的兔子沒有一隻來要第二瓶的。

　　Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

　　關於對話版英語笑話篇2

　　“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

　　我幫來購物的女士包好東西后，問道：“是付現金、支票還是記賬呢?” 當她找錢包的時候，我注意到她的包包裡竟放著一個電視遙控器。

　　“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.

　　我問：“你一直都隨身帶電視遙控器的嗎?”

　　“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

　　她回答說：“不是啦。但我老公不樂意跟我一起來購物，所以我決定拿走他的遙控器來懲罰他。”

　　關於對話版英語笑話篇3

　　兔寶寶：媽咪，我是從哪兒來的呢?

　　Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

　　兔媽媽：等你長大點再告訴你。

　　Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

　　兔寶寶：噢媽咪，現在就告訴我吧，求您了。

　　Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

　　兔媽媽：如果你一定要知道，那我告訴你你是從魔術師的帽子裡被拽出來的。

　　關於對話版英語笑話篇4

　　A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”

　　“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”

　　“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.

　　“My granny.” The boy says.

　　“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.

　　“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”

　　我讓奶奶高興了

　　一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”他說：“你們曾讓別人高興過嗎?”

　　“我，老師，”一個男孩子說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”老師說。

　　“我奶奶。”小男孩說。

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”老師問道。

　　“是這樣的，老師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了3個小時。然後我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她說：“啊，我很高興。”

　　關於對話版英語笑話篇5

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”