有關於英文笑話小故事大全

　　英語笑話,幽默故事,如選擇合理,運用得當,可以成為英語教師有力的教學工具和完美的附加教材,起到輔助教學的良好作用。小編精心收集了有關於英文笑話小故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　有關於英文笑話小故事：你應該上電視

　　You should be on TV

　　Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?

　　Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.

　　Boyfriend: Am I so good?

　　Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.

　　有關於英文笑話小故事：和父親同歲

　　How old is your dad

　　Teacher: How old is your dad?

　　Student: He is as old as I am.

　　Teacher: How is it possible?

　　Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

　　有關於英文笑話小故事：給我打輛計程車

　　A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

　　B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

　　有關於英文笑話小故事：只有斑點Just spots

　　Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.

　　Doctor: Have you seen an optician?

　　Patient: No, just spots.

　　有關於英文笑話小故事：沒電No electricity

　　Mike: Mum, I want to watch TV.

　　Mum: There is no electricity tonight.

　　Mike: Then let's watch TV with a candle on.