關於小學二年級英語笑話

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　　：Safe to swim here?

　　While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

　　"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

　　"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

　　About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

　　"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

　　"The sharks got 'em."

　　：We go bear hunting

　　Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

　　：Write for mail order

　　An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."

　　In a short time he received the following reply: "Please send check. If it's any good, we'll send the engine."

　　：I have a question

　　A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?

　　The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do fish breath underwater?"

　　Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"

　　Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son." Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"

　　The father replied, "Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'."

　　：Two men camping

　　Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.

　　At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.

　　Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!".

　　The other replied, "No, it's not!".

　　The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.

　　To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."