五年級英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

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　　五年級英語笑話帶翻譯：The Hole in the Ground

　　There was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time,cars passed the farm.

　　Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road.This hole was always full of water,and the drivers of the cars could not see how deep the hole was. They thought it was probablyshallow.Then when they drove into the hole, they could not drive out because it was so deep .

　　The farmer did not spend much time working on his farm. He spent most of it watching thehole.When a car drove into it, he pulled the car out with his tractor and charged the driver a lotof money for doing this.

　　One day, the driver of a car said to him, "You must make a lot of money pulling cars out ofthis hole night and day."

　　"Oh, no, " the farmer said." I don' t pull cars out of the hole at night. At night I fill the holewith water."

　　從前，有個農夫住在馬路邊上。這不是個繁忙的路段，偶爾有汽車從農場路過。

　　就在農場大門的旁邊，路當中有個大坑。坑裡總是充滿了水，汽車司機根本看不出坑有多深。他們會以為很淺。司機們一旦把車開進坑裡，就別想再開出來，因為坑太深了。

　　農夫也不怎麼在農場裡幹活，大部分時間他都在注視著這個坑。當一個汽車開進坑裡，他就用他的拖拉機把它拉上來，然後為此向司機索要很多錢。

　　一天，一位汽車司機對他說：“你日日夜夜把汽車往外拉，肯定掙了很多錢。”

　　“哦，不，”農夫說，“我夜裡不幹這活兒，夜裡我得朝這坑裡注水。”

　　五年級英語笑話帶翻譯：海軍軍官候補生

　　One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is there a problem-that has kept you from studies?"

　　"No, sir," the midshipman replied. "I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take, and I'm never late to class. I don't even talk in class, but for some reason my professors don't seem to like me.

　　The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, "Do you get enough sleep?"

　　My classmate replied, "Sir, do you mean at night or in class?"

　　海軍軍官候補生

　　我們在美國海軍學院軍官候補生中有一個同伴，他的學業很差。他到連隊軍官那兒尋求安慰。“你的成績糟透了，”軍官責備他說，“是否你的學習中存在什麼問題?”

　　“沒有哇，先生，”候補生回答說，“我搞不清楚是什麼問題。我讀我的筆記，上課從不遲到。甚至上課從不講話，但不知怎麼搞的，教授們好像都不喜歡我。”

　　軍官向後一靠，想了想。然後問道：“你睡眠充足嗎?”

　　我同學回答說：“先生，你說的是夜裡還是課堂上?”

　　五年級英語笑話帶翻譯：The Story of a Snail

　　When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in theemergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.

　　"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

　　蝸牛的故事

　　一個蝸牛過馬路，被一個烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室裡它恢復了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發生的。

　　“我記不起來了，”蝸牛回答說，“你瞧，一切發生得都太快了。”