中英文對照小笑話短篇

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編整理了中英文對照短篇小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　中英文對照短篇小笑話篇一

　　葬禮何時舉行?

　　一天課後，我兒子有一個重要的約會，那時他在勞倫斯的堪薩斯大學任助教。他穿上白襯衣，戴上領帶，套上正統的深色西裝。正要離開房間的時候，他發現鼠夾上夾了一隻老鼠。他小心謹慎地拿著鼠夾，向垃圾堆走去。有位教授碰巧路過，看到此番情景，問道:“葬禮何時舉行?”

　　My son,a teaching assistant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence，had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt，a tie and a conservative dark suit. As he was leaving his apartment，he noticed his mouse trap had a victim.Holding the trap carefully out in front of him，he walked to the dump. A professor happened by，took in the situation and asked，"What time is the funeral?”

　　中英文對照短篇小笑話篇二

　　區別

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class，”observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say，‘Good afternoon，'the undergraduates respond，‘Good afternoon.’“But the graduate students just write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福尼亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”

　　中英文對照短篇小笑話篇三

　　釘子還是蒼蠅?

　　An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on，the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened，she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.

　　一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。牆上有隻蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩隻瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來摔碎了，酒灑了一地。一個女服務員發現發生的事情以後，對他深表同情，決定幫他個忙。

　　So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden，she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.

　　於是，第二天早上他到樓頂花園散步時，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過的地方。

　　Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall，he found the fly was there againi He walked to it carefully and slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry，the kind一hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise，the poor old man was there sitting on the floor，his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

　　這裡，老人回到了房裡。潑灑出來的酒的味道讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往牆上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一掌。聽到一聲大叫，好心的女服務員衝進房來。讓她大為吃驚的是，可憐的老頭正坐在地板上，牙關緊咬，右手滴血不止。